Post by Nigen on Dec 14, 2008 2:44:38 GMT -2
Well, I don't suppose it can hurt, so I'll give a "brief" introduction of myself. I know very little about the .hack universe, and am mostly here because I like profile moderation. My real name is Connor, I have a spectacular beard, I like anime, roleplaying, computer work, law (freaky, I know), run-on sentences, and pretending that I'm the greatest thing to happen to the world since 1988 (my birth year and coincidentally the beginning of the universe. All of history is the result of a carefully made conspiracy and your memories of any time before that point are outright fabrication). I spend most of my time online or on the computer and my favorite games changes as rapidly as my combination ADHD and Obsessive Compulsive behavior permits (which is to say, frequently). I'm an utter fanboy of Alex from Golden Sun and Autochthon from Exalted, and anyone who even utters the slightest word of criticism against either of them in my presence invariably wakes up the next morning with at least 1/5 of their internal anatomy mysteriously missing. I have a variety of strange habits including, but not limited to, attempting to sound far smarter than I actually am through excessive use of overly-formal and elaborate wordplay, only placing my right foot on the final step of a stair case (and being utterly unable to do otherwise), unconsciously repeating what I just said very quietly under my breath, unknowingly incorporating amusing personality traits of those around me and declaring myself the future (or secretly current) King of Earth. My favorite food is probably ice-cream and I'm extremely picky in almost any regard when it comes to my diet. My favorite music style is a combination of Victorian era classic and techno (or, as an equal favorite, rock mixed with gothic). My favorite color is turquoise (a shade of blue-green). For a more random fact, my favorite dnd monster is the lich (or perhaps it's improved form, the demi-lich). If the length of this paragraph isn't clear enough an indication, I love talking about myself.
And now I retreat to let this tiny piece of the wonder that is me sink into your mortal brains. You will be tested.
And now I retreat to let this tiny piece of the wonder that is me sink into your mortal brains. You will be tested.